Marital Bed
There are those who insist that the key to wedded bliss is to sleep in the biggest bed possible.
They are wrong! It is, conversely to sleep in the smallest bed possible. That way, whatever comings and goings daylight brings, when night falls you are forced into some sort of physical closeness. This is far healthier, emotionally, than the alternative, which is occassionally to holler across an acre of sheets...



10 Commandments
1. Thou shalt not smug
2. Thou shalt not discuss thy husband unless asked directly.
3. Thou shalt not make value judgements about how having a husband is harder than being single.
4. Thou shalt not bemoan a lack of social life.
5. Thou shalt not criticize other couples.
6. Thou shalt not discuss thy husband with senior colleagues at work, even and especially if they are also considered friends.
7. Thou shalt not cite thy husband as a motive for leaving a social occassion early.
8. Thou shalt not eschew night outs with the ladies.
9. Thou shalt not forget the importance of thy female friendships.
10. Thou shalt not be too demanding (reminder to self).

P.S. Dear, this one must learn XP


Change...
NOT YOUR HUSBAND, OF COURSE!
If you wanted him to be different, you should have married somebody else, frankly.
Rather, this is about how to change a plug or other household essentials.

Followed by "THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO CHANGING... A PLUG / A TYRE / A LIGHTBULB" which is completely hilarious.